They don’t have many Thai restaurants around me here in New Orleans so I attempted to make my own pad c u. I couldn’t find the fat, clear egg noodles that I love so much but I did the best I could with what I could find.
I’m listening to the new “Yeezus” album right now. I don’t know any features, producers, or anything really except that its Kanye’s new album. I also don’t know anything music so I’ll just say how I feel.
1. On Sight
Get this bitch shaking like Parkinson’s….
An electronica spaceship beat married punk rock catching you on the one off. This album is going to be something we’ve never ever heard before.
2. Black Skinhead
this is that goon shit, fuck up your whole afternoon shit
African Tribal drums. I hear chanting and panting with women and animals screaming. A minimal beat but yet multi-layered.
3. I Am a God
“Hurry up with my croissants!”
He’s borrowing the same bass line from the previous sound. Muted, distorted, and minimal. He compared himself to Michael (Jordan? Jackson? Tyson?). Panting and screaming — we’re in a horror movie. The beat comes back. Exit with choir music.
4. New Slaves
all you blacks want all the same thang…spending everythang on Alexander Wang
Again, a minimal, simple beat that ramps up with his lyrics. “I’d rather be a dick than a swallower”…got you homie. “The Waterboy” reference. Drumroll into a beat switch into Kanye’s sultry soulful dilapidated singing. Frank Ocean coming in…a break from brashness we’ve been hearing so far. Outro
5. Hold My Liquor
five years we been over. ask me why I came over. one more hit and I can own ya. one more fuck and I can own ya…pussy had me dead. Skinny bitch with no shouldas
Reminiscing about exes than comparing himself to Deepak Chopra. In and out of a coma the verse structure goes. The personal, introspective Kanye. Drunk singing…is this Chief Keef? Three Hunnna!!! GBE!!!! CHIRAQ!!!! Distorted electrical guitars in and out of pitch.
6. I’m In It
I held it to the right time, then she came like *&)#&$*()&@(*&)@*&#($*&_
Visceral. Eating body parts. African accent man singing. Theme of the album is a minimal bass line and then sounds are ramped up. Am I listening to an album at the MoMA?
7. Blood on the Leaves
now you sitting courtside. wifey on the other side. I call that apartheid
A reference to the song “I Am a God”. 808’s and heartbreaks – the autotune is back. Lions are roaring – a militaristic rhythm is occluding. An early WW1 French military for sure. Back to the Kanye rap-spazzing.
8. Guilt Trip
Star wars furs yea I’m rocking chew-bacca
Native American wind instruments. No seriously a Native American tribal chief is chanting around a ceremonial fire pit with his ancient windpipe instrument as Kanye raps in the background. Kid Cudi. Violin outro.
9. Send it Up
heart colder than the souls of men louis vuitton on the toes again…yeezus just rose again
Stripped gothic horror movie beat. Unknown rapper with a low disinterested flow. Hwooa. Hwooa. Not letting bitches in da club. Only white people do…
10. Bound 2
when a real nigga hold you .you supposed to drown
Ponderosa Twins Plus One sample. Kanye is talking to us on Thursday evening with the TV on in the background back in Chicago. Brenda Lee sample (uh-huh honey). Bound to keep falling in love.
In conclusion, this album is transcendent. Fantastic. At times introspective and self aware yet also beautifully and acrimoniously arrogrant and brash. The multiple perspectives show Kanye’s vision and breadth. An acoustic modern art exhibit.
My work has a “Perks Office” where we can get tickets to all sorts of things on the low. I picked up a ticket to the Museum of Science in Boston and went out to have a good time!
The exhibit that I was most excited to see was the “Beyond the X-Ray” exhibit, showcasing the uses of ultrasound, MRI, PET, and CT in medicine. I had to play radiologist, I did pretty good I must say.
There was a nice little exhibit on mammograms:
This is the most action I’ve gotten since I was messing with —- and —-! But I kinda blew it. Anyway, on a more serious note: these lumps aren’t easy to find, especially the small ones. They might be benign (not cancerous) but women should check often and be better safe than sorry. An annual mammogram when you’re in your 40’s is a must! But I learned in this exhibit, doctors have a hard time catching breast tumors even with the use of a mammogram.
This showed you the concept of scales. The left tube has 1000 beads, the middle tube has a million beads, and the right tube has a billion beads. This is what I was thinking: ignoring my student loans, I have, lets say, around $1000 in my checking account. I was like hold up, does this mean a billionaire has THAT MUCH MORE $$$$ THAN ME?!! SMH I was mad salty.
There were a lot of dinosaurs chilling in the museum.
Here’s the homie with the scarf:
His nephew was checking the door:
The triceratops was in the house:
There was a really nice “Mathematica” exhibit:
It says “The theory of probability is no thing more than good sense confirmed by calculation” – Pierre Simon La Place 1796
Then I saw the optical illusion exhibit:
I liked this one, its called “Vanity”
This is where Rita from Power Rangers lives:
This is an “AudioKinetic Structure”. I’m not sure what that means.
The view outside of the museum is really nice and there are park benches to eat at with this view (maybe I’ll return in the spring for a picnic?)
Check out my museum mini-movie!
I learned so many cool things! Including the fact that I am an overgrown 5 year old! Who cares?!
Even though I have no friends here, I had a so much fun today at the museum. You don’t need them to have a good time. Am I right?
Some people know that I’ve put in 96 separate applications to medical schools over two application cycles. So far, I have received interview invitations from six schools. I was waitlisted at one and I am very, very fortunate to have finally been accepted at one about a month ago. Its been a long three years for me. So I don’t know if that makes any of my medical school application “advice” more or less valid. But I’ve had a lot of regrets and mistakes along the way and I feel like I’ve learned from a few. So here’s my thoughts, based on my experiences and mistakes, just in case you or a friend or a family member is thinking medical school:
1) Apply to law school. Study hard and get into T14 (top 14) law school. School’s only 3 years and there’s no residency. Get your six digits that way. No? I-Banking. You work just as long/hard but the money’s better. You’ll push a Rover in no time. And in law and banking, you get to wear custom fitted suits and put up some nice Allen Edmonds up on your desk. Or better yet, work on that jump shot.
2) If you are still in high school, and you are somewhere in the range of “kinda thinking about it”, apply to the direct entry programs. There are a handful of programs where you can apply to their undergraduate institution and their medical school simultaneously as a high school student. I think UCSD, Boston University, University of Miami, and several others have one. The number of spots per program is few, but its an easier road to take than the traditional one. Keep your GPA up (3.5 is a number I hear) and boom, you’re in. With these programs, there’ll be none of the “holy shit, I actually might not get in somewhere and end up standing outside of Home Depot every morning to pay rent” anxiety. Plus, a lot of programs squeeze your undergrad years to 2 or 3 years instead of the traditional 4. So in other words, you end up getting both your bachelors and your MD in 7 years, something that’s going to take me 11. Save yourself the time and the heartache, its worth it. Not sure of the commitment? You can always quit / transfer / change your major…cross that bridge when you get there. You can find out more about these programs by downloading the MSAR (Medical School Admissions Report) by the AAMC. I think it costs ~$20, buy it. I didn’t really know of these programs until I was a junior at Cal and it was too late and I really regret it.
3) Speaking of Cal, I would’ve never went there if I could do it again. Its a fantastic school, probably the second best university that’s not on the East Coast. Its up there in Nobel Prize winners with Harvard, MIT, and Stanford. A lot of professors opened my eyes to perspectives of the world I had never even thought about and I met a lot of brilliant, interesting people. But its not built as a great pre-med institution. its not even the competition, O Chem is tough anywhere you go. But for one, there’s no “in-house” medical school and professors have no interest/deep knowledge of the medical school application process. This trickles down to grades, advising, and recommendation letters. Two, the school’s too big for any kind of effective advising and there wasn’t any one but myself that I could rely on to figure out the application process. I remember when I walked into the career center with an appointment with a list of some detailed questions about the application and I realized after the 3rd or 4th question, these pre-med advisors had never seen the application! I was so pissed. “Knowing how to work the system”, not to cheat it or anything, but just to work it, is a big, often invisible, ace that’s helpful to have in the pocket. On the other hand, smaller private universities hold hands and find a way for you. I heard somewhere that 97% of Harvard pre-med students get into medical school the first time. I think a lot of that is because its Harvard but I also think that its also because they’re great at looking out for their students. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was similar with Stanford or even USC.
4) MCAT and GPA is 80% of the game. If not more. Look at the median GPA for most schools it’ll be around 3.7. An A- is 3.7. So if you’re taking a class, and your grade is less than an A-, you are in hot water. You better find a way to climb out, you are in the danger zone. Also, you can always take the MCAT again but a GPA is forever. God forgives, your GPA don’t. Unless you have a really good reason, but you don’t. They know what we know: men lie, women lie, numbers don’t. Go to office hours. Study hard.
5) Extracurricular activities. In order of importance:
1. Something clinical (e.g. hospital). Volunteer at the biggest hospital in your area. You’ll start with clerical work but find a way to get patient contact. Which I mean literally, you should be in a position where you can physically touch patients. Make connections and do as much physician shadowing as you can. Can’t play the people game?, haha grab a beer, welcome to the real world ya bish
2. Your hobbies. I would find a way to get these on paper. What I mean is that if you like painting, enter your painting into an art contest. Even if you end up in last place, at least you can write down “Art Contest 20xx — Young Artist Organization” on your application. If its chess, enter a tournament. If its baking, get a recipe published in a magazine or something. Why? Its not what you know, its what you can prove. Don’t do more than 2 of these.
3. Research. Get published, but that’s not really in your control. So work hard and may the gods be with you.
4. Charity work – soup kitchen etc
5. Sports, your acapella group, tutoring, odd jobs, etc etc etc. These are really limited return of investment. I think doing these start hurting you, because you have less time for other GPA and #1-3.
Its always better to be really good at 4 or 5 things for a long time and have something to show for it rather than have a laundry list of suspect activities.
6) A lot of schools (esp. in SoCal) are looking for Spanish speakers. In my personal experience, if someone in the US doesn’t speak English (esp. if they are poor/disadvantaged), 90% of the time they speak Spanish. Not a must, but I think it helps.
7) Apply early, hit the button by the end of June. it helps. Apply broadly. It also helps. Its also really expensive, I think I spent up to 6 or 7 thousand so far. One thing I wish I did was to apply to for one of those “frequent flyer” credit cards and use that to rack up points so I could save money flying out for interviews.
8) Not all advice is good advice. The first time I applied, I asked everyone I knew to look at my personal statement and I got a lot of responses and I couldn’t tell which advice was any good. So I tried my best and at the end, my personal statement was largely shaped by those closest it to me and I regret it. It wasn’t about them, it was about me. The second time I wrote one, I didn’t show it to anyone until I had a final draft that was 98.7% done. I then showed it to only 4 or 5 people (at most) who knew me or the application process best. Then I ignored what most of them told me, even my program director (who hated my reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger…anyway…). And I’m much more proud of my second statement, its really about me, for better or worse.
9) Interview. By the time that part comes around, like athletic ability, you got it or you don’t. You can get along with people and talk your way out of uncomfortable situations or you can’t. You’re a weirdo or you’re not. You sure can try to practice though, I don’t know if it really helps that much. Just don’t forget what’s on your application. Oh and if you’re wearing a coat over your suit, your coat length must be longer than your suit jacket. And goddamnit a blazer/sport coat is not an acceptable substitute for a suit. Sorry, dress code pet peeves I’ve seen.
I think that’s it. Just my opinions its just how I feel. Good luck and may God be with you, he damn sure wasn’t with me haha. And when you get in, remember what they say, you only do two days of med school no how, that’s the day you get in……..
and the day you get out. hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
peace & love my friends,
In honor of my 1000th tweet, I present to you @amossong ‘s top 10 tweets. Some are sort of inside jokes, some are just ridiculous, all are from the bottom of my heart.
Quick back story: The trending topic was #BasketballSlang and I was explaining how the expression “splash” had supplanted “swish” upon a made jump shot in common basketball colloquialism.
No idea what’s going on here 0_O
Twitter roasts need to happen more often
Quick back story 2: I had just found out that the great state of California was offering $17.50 in grant money to help fund my last semester at Cal. I think I bought a box of crayons.
I truly want to thank all my followers for hanging in there with me. I wish I could buy all of you lunch. I know I can get real silly at times but I have fun, I hope you did too. Here’s to many, many more ridiculous tweets!
Do you have a certain memorable tweet of mine that’s not here? Let me know in the comments.